Still hungry, so sad

Dear Kashi:

I love your food and have tried many of your products--cereals, granola bars and waffles--just to name a few. So, I bought your $7.99 pizza the other day and while it was delicious, I was left hungry for more. Literally.

It. Was. So. Very. Small.

So small that we finished it in a few quick bites. As I savored my first and last morsel, I realized that not having a lot to eat actually frees up time to pursue outside interests. So, I used the found time to productive use and wrote you a Haiku:

Got Kashi at store
Tiny pizza great big box
Still hungry so sad


(OK, I never said I was a poet)


Here’s a picture. Note, the widthof the box was around 11.5 inches. The diameter of the pizza was around 9ish inches…what happened to the rest of the 1- 2 inches?

"Where's the Pizza?"

I wanted to give you the benefit of doubt; maybe there’s some type of pizza packaging requirement of which I was not aware. So, I got two other brands to compare: Paul Newman and Kroger brand. Turns out, both of the pizzas were almost the same width as their respective boxes. See below:

Not bad; only slightly smaller than the box

Paul knew how to do pizza

Please increase the size of your pizza next time so that I'm not misled into thinking I bought something more substantial. Or charge less. Or both.

Hungrily Yours,

Twirly