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Showing posts with label EB. Show all posts

Monday, August 19, 2013

First Day of First Grade

So I hopped on Facebook this afternoon, and noticed posting after posting of back to school pictures: beaming kids wearing their new backpacks/uniforms/Shirley Temple smiles, holding a sign that commemorates the occasion (e.g.: "Look, I'm in Kindergarten!" "First Grade!")

And if you look at the photos carefully, you will notice the soft, luminous rays of light beaming down on their child, proving that the picture was taken at the crack of un-Godly hour for the poor, non-morning souls living in Arkansas--some time between 6:45 am and 7:15 am.

How do you all do it? (And quit making us look bad)

This is how our morning went:

6:20 am -- alarm goes off. We hit snooze.
6:30 am -- both K and I reluctantly get out of bed. I make EB's breakfast, K stumbles upstairs to wake her  up.
6:45 am -- K, still un-showered, walks EB to her bus stop.
6:46 am -- I come out, notice that EB's backpack and lunch bag are still on the kitchen table. I call K on his cell.
6:48 am -- K and EB run back to the house. My hair still wet, wearing nothing but a robe, I run into the car, yell for EB to jump in, and drive her to the bus stop.
6:55 am -- I lecture EB about the importance of remembering critical school items like the backpack.
6:57 am -- School bus comes, EB gets in. She looked nervous, but ready.
6:57:57 am -- I drive back to the house, marvel at how fast she has grown, and realized that I had forgotten to take a picture of her first day.

K decided to take a picture of her after her school so that we didn't seem completely delinquent as parents:



Which slightly vexed and embarrassed her, since it was in full view of her classmates:



No matter, it was a good first day for EB indeed. And K and I will try better tomorrow. After all, tomorrow is another day.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Look Ma...

...no teeth! And I wasn't even home to see her lose her first baby tooth *SNIFF*

Thursday, March 28, 2013

My Version of "Seven Up!"

Here is a picture of EB's latest masterpiece, descriptively titled: "My Favorites Wheel." In it, she documents her absolute favorite items in several categories.



As you can see, her handwriting skills are still a work in progress. To translate the scribbles, here are her favorite items as of January 2013.
  • Favorite book: Captain Underpants
  • Favorite animal: Lion
  • Favorite food at McDonald’s (kind of a narrow, specific category): Chicken nuggets and chocolate milk
  • Favorite food: Spinach (NOTE: For those keeping score at home, spinach has been displaced as of mid-March for a food to be named later.)
  • Favorite color: Blue and black
  • Favorite game: Angry Birds
  • Favorite jewelry (not sure where this one stemmed from): Diamonds and silver
  • Favorite funniest thing that happened: "When I put the 'hit me' sign on Daddy's back and I hit his back."
I think it would be interesting to have her update this every year so that I can track her changes—kind of like an annual version of the “Seven Up!” documentary series that has been tracking the development of a group of British people every seven years. Except, of course, my documentary would not really be a documentary—just a short little blog post on one girl's interests. And while my subject (singular, not plural) is infinitely interesting to me and K, it is just mildly amusing to our friends, and about as interesting as an ant on the sidewalk for strangers.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Angry Birds: Recycled Edition

K helped with EB on her very first science project this weekend. The theme this year is "recycled goods" -- the project was to take unused objects from around the house and make them into something fun or useful. K had the ingenious idea of making our very own "live action" Angry Bird game. Useful? Probably not. Fun? Definitely. And there are millions of Angry Bird players that would attest to that.

Here's the cast of characters. The disgruntled protagonist is made from a plastic softball, and the pigs are constructed from cardboard taped to Activia yogurt cups. For the facial features and coloring, they used a lot of poster paint and Sharpie markers.




And here's the most important component of the game--the sling. This is made from two training-wheel struts, a piece of particle board scrap, a cut-up jelly jar and a generous amount of duct tape. For the propellant, they started out with an old elastic strap. After a lot of very scientific trial and error, however, they switched to some thick rubber bands that I suggested. It's not the prettiest, but it does the job of launching the Angry Bird.



Here's the finished product in action!


Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Look Mom, No Training Wheels!


EB recently learned to ride her bike, no training wheels!



A little push from K to get her started....



Concentrating hard....


Look at her go!



Sunday, August 14, 2011

A Musician in the House


A few months ago, we bought EB a mini-guitar so that she can strum along with me while I was practicing my own guitar playing. Alas, my busy schedule and (literally) growing responsibilities put my guitar ambitions on a temporary hiatus. However EB continues to show interest, picking up the instrument on a near-daily basis and even making up songs of her own. Here's a video of her recent performance. I've transcribed her slightly surreal lyrics below -- a song about space exploration in Mars, sang with a Bluegrass twang.




I know-I know you want to go
That's how I talk, go...
You have to listen-listen to my charge
You're in charge so I'm Mars
Have to go-go-go-go-go
go-go-go-go-go-go-go

go-ooo



Rock on, Little Girl!

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Penguins and Opposable Thumbs


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GUEST POST FROM K.
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EB: Why don’t penguins live in the city?

K: Because they can't afford apartments.

EB: Why can't they afford apartments?

K: Because they don’t have any money.

EB: Why don’t they have any money?

K: Because they don’t have jobs.

EB: Why don’t they have jobs?

K: Because they don’t have opposable thumbs.

EB: Why don't they have opposable thumbs?

K: Because they have flippers.

EB: Why do they have flippers?

K: Because God made every creature unique.

EB: Why did God make creatures unique?

K: Because God loves us.

EB: Daddy?

K: Yes, EB.

EB: Can I have chocolate milk when we get home?

K: Yes, EB.