Full-Moon Celebration

BB turned one month old last Wednesday! Here are a couple of pictures of the little guy and me. I was going through our photos and realized that there were virtually no Mommy-BB pics in our collection, so I took the liberty of staging our own photo-shoot session.

The Chinese tradition calls for a Full-Moon celebration for babies once they hit the one-month mark. It is a big deal celebration, since that's when the babies are first introduced to friends and relatives. My parents had a huge Full-Moon celebration for me at a banquet hall and invited over a hundred (yes, a hundred) friends and relatives. K and I neither have the money to throw a huge banquet, nor do we know a hundred people locally in Arkansas (come to think of it, we do not know a hundred people that we would invite to this event). So, we decided to scale BB's Full-Moon celebration down just a tiny bit--the guest list consisted K, EB, my parents and me.

EB got to choose her brother's birthday cake, although in the process, she decided that it was only fair to celebrate her birthday as well. Despite the fact that her birthday is still a couple of months away, we thought: why not? After all, BB wouldn't know the difference anyway. Or so we thought...look at the picture below. BB was fighting hard to reclaim his place in this celebration.

It was a grand celebration indeed. The grown-ups enjoyed a nice bottle of 2007 Earthquake Zinfandel, and BB enjoyed a nice bottle of 2011 Mommy Milk.


Happy Full-Moon, BB!

My Long Vent About Breastfeeding

I've been feeling anger lately towards the La Leche League and lactation consultants in general. It's nothing personal; they all seem like very nice people, and I am sure they just want to trumpet the wonders of breastfeeding to the world and help new mothers nurse effectively. The thing is, though, in all their enthusiasm to shout from the rooftops about the life-enriching, immunity-boosting and mother/child-bonding powers of breastfeeding, they have a way of making somebody who's struggling to nurse effectively feel pretty darn crappy.

I recognize that most of what I've been feeling stems from my frustration with my own breastfeeding inadequacies: piss-poor supply and intense pain from a difficult latch (imagine your nipples being grated down with an industrial-grade sanding machine). But I also feel plenty beat down by the lactation industrial-complex. In my experience, the breastfeeding evangelists promote it as a cure for everything: Want to cure colic? Start breastfeeding! Want to lose post-pregnancy pounds? Start breastfeeding! Want world peace? Start breastfeeding!

I've always had a hard time breastfeeding, but I desperately wanted to make it work this time around. With EB, I went to multiple lactation consultants, all to no avail. The poor thing was losing so much weight that the pediatrician talked me into pumping and supplementing big time with formula. While I quickly obliged, it took me awhile to come to peace with it. I knew it was the right thing to do, but it made me feel inadequate. Especially when the lactation consultants continuously tried to convince me that while pumping is a fine interim solution, I should still work towards directly breastfeeding. They buzzed around me like the Dr. Seuss character Sam-I-Am in a sequel called "Green Eggs and Lactate" -- "Try it, try it and you may...try it and you may I say!"

With the new little one, my usual breastfeeding problems were compounded further by a delay in milk production: it did not come in for almost seven days. As in, back in the pre-formula days, my baby would've either starved to death, or I would've had to bring the wee one to the village wet nurse to keep him alive. And since we no longer live in the Middle Ages, formula was in order.

I'm a glutton for punishment, so I once again, turned to a lactation consultant. And of course, she discouraged me from using a bottle--"We wouldn't want the baby to experience nipple confusion, would we?" She talked me into using an “infant feeding device”–a syringe that's connected to a long strand of IV tube. You had to fill the syringe with formula, tape the end of the IV tube onto your breast, and while breastfeeding, squeeze little pumps of the formula so that it mimics milk coming out of your breast. It looked ridiculous. Absurdity aside, it was difficult to coordinate—the IV tube would pop off, or I'd accidentally pump too much formula, causing BB to choke and sputter.

I did this for two days straight, and finally, bleary from lack of sleep, nipples raw and scabbed, my baby still shrinking and sputtering, I said, "F#@k IT!" and pulled out a bottle. From that point on, I resumed a combination formula feeding/pumping, and the little guy started plumping up like the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

Despite my previous experience with EB, I felt guilty for days. To console myself, I pored through baby books to help reaffirm my choice; surely somewhere out there, there would a story of somebody experiencing what I am, someone will surely reaffirm my decision to supplement with formula. Not so. Here is an excerpt from the book from the American Academy of Pediatrics:

“While recognizing the benefits of breastfeeding, mothers may feel that bottle-feeding gives the mother more freedom and time for duties other than those involving baby care...there's no need to worry about the mother's diet or medications that might affect the milk.”

Translation: You are a self-centered, selfish bitch who cares more about your own comfort than giving your baby what's best for him.

The especially maddening thing about this is that I couldn't even find something in these texts that suggested that anyone would ever really have inadequate production. Instead, all the advice seemed to ultimately boil down to this: You're not trying hard enough. So after talking with multiple friends who seem to have gone through similar issues, I put away the books, stopped calling the consultants and once again came to peace with my decision. I've done what I can and am now doing what's best for us. To hell with the lactation advocates, Le Leche League, and the American Academy of Pediatrics.

That is all. End of my breastfeeding saga, and end of my venting.

Back Home

I feel like I've been perpetually behind on blogging, but having a newborn does that to you. We've been back at home for a couple of weeks now and I'm finally getting the hang of being a mom to a newborn again. Meaning, I've re-read all of my old baby care books and torn through a few new ones, each about five times over.

For the most part, EB has been fantastic - "helping" with the feeding, fetching his pacifier and giving him sweet little kisses on the forehead. To be sure, she's had flashes of jealousy, but mostly it has manifested in the form of clinginess to me.

I find myself often staring at BB, studying his beautiful little mouth, his tiny little toes, and when his eyes are open, looking at his dark, peaceful eyes. He's absolutely perfect, I think, and then marvel that he can be so beautiful yet at the same time, bear such a close resemblance to one of the monkeys in the movie "Contagion." EB thinks that BB looks exactly like Edgar the butler from the movie "The Aristocats," with his bald, wrinkled forehead. She even gave him the nickname "Edgar Peanut" for his resemblance to the butler and because he's small like a peanut.

I love you, my little Monkey Edgar Peanut!